Caffeine, cocaine, and painkillers detected in sharks from The Bahamas

dobladov•about 2 hours ago

This classifies Cocaine Shark as a documentary https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_Shark

yruam001•about 1 hour ago

indeed

laughing_man•about 1 hour ago

I wonder how much of this is just that our tests are getting more sensitive.

croemer•36 minutes ago

Exactly, the detection itself doesn't mean anything. Is the dose relevant? If not, then not. And the dose likely isn't relevant.

nashashmi•43 minutes ago

Does that make for more aggressive sharks in the waters with unexplained behaviors?

Is caffeine really that bad?

tcper•about 1 hour ago

Sharks obtain cocaine by eating people?

wkjagt•30 minutes ago

Maybe it says something about the people taking cocaine and go swimming with sharks.

tskulbru•about 1 hour ago

First it was cocaine bear, and now cocaine shark.

pixelpoet•about 1 hour ago

We've already had Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space: https://imdb.com/title/tt28651516/

amelius•5 minutes ago

Do they write Rust?

raverbashing•about 1 hour ago

Well I don't think Cocaine Snail would have been a blockbuster

metalman•about 2 hours ago

this clearly points to an previously unknown seasonal migration from wall st.

losthobbies•about 1 hour ago

#justlikeus

stavros•about 1 hour ago

After the "plastic glove" smoking gun the other day, I wonder if this is another instance of lab contamination making it into the results.

stavros•about 1 hour ago

Sounds like the sharks know how to party.

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